"To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before..."


THE ORIGINAL SERIES - STARDATES 1513.1 TO 5928.5


"Star Trek" premiered September 8, 1966 on NBC with the episode "The Man Trap".

An era had begun.

The "Wagon Train to the Stars" was not wildly popular at first, but fans grew to love it, tuning in with an almost religious ferver.  The show had a very 60s feel, what with the beehive hairdos, go-go boots, technicolor uniforms, and pipes that "GNDN" (Goes Nowhere, Does Nothing), and the entire series was put together on a shoestring budget.  The budget itself was so small that the staff was forced to be more than a little creative with what they could do.  Bubble wrap became a belt buckle, some left over packing material decorated the walls, and put a different colored light bulb in the fixture and, bam, you have another part of the Enterprise or maybe a space station.  All of this was of little importance to the fans, who enjoyed the stories as much then as many of us do now.  The human condition was explored in ways not thought possible on network television at the time.  The show was groundbreaking, bringing some of society's ills to the forefront, and hopeful, that we could find a way to all live together in peace and cooperation.

After three short seasons, the last episode of "Star Trek", "Turnabout Intruder",  aired June 3, 1969.  The fans thought the era had come to an end and "Trek" would only live on in their hopes and dreams.





"To Boldy Go Where No Man...Where No One...Has Gone Before..."


THE MOTION PICTURES - STARDATES 7412.6 TO 9521.6

JUMPNAV TO MOVIE







The Original Series movies expanded upon the universe established in the "Star Trek" Television Series.  We followed the crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise 1701 (refit) and 1701-A on their renewed missions to the stars, saving the galaxy as they knew it.  The TOS crew flew in six onscreen missions, with Captain Kirk, Captain Scott, and Commander Chekov making an appearance in the TNG motion picture premier.

STAR TREK:  THE MOTION PICTURE
(December 7, 1979)



This movie is set after the end of TOS as Kirk and Co have had a few years away from the Enterprise.  Kirk has been promoted to Admiral and Spock, as it turns out, is basically on a mission to find himself.  We get to see a "refitted" Enterprise 1701 that takes the ship in a whole new direction.  Kirk and his crew are reunited to save the Federation from V'ger, a massive (to say the least) entity hell bent for leather on reaching Earth.  As it turns out, V'ger is actually our "Voyager 6" deep space probe returning to Earth to fulfil its mission of returning its data to "The Creator", whom V'ger assumes is a machine.  The movie was very 70s in its feel, but still managed to tell a timeless story about how we humans view the universe ("We all make God in our own image.").

I really don't have a favorite line from this movie.

Box Office Earnings:  $139 Million (US)



STAR TREK II:  THE WRATH OF KHAN
(June 4, 1982)



"The Wrath of Khan" is set some time after "The Motion Picture", as evidenced by the radical change in the Starfleet uniforms and design element changes on the Enterprise.  We get to see a little further into the lives and friendships of the Enterprise crew, as well as their pesonalities (Saavik referring to Kirk <in Vulcan>:  "He's so...human."; Spock responds <in Vulcan>:  "Nobody's perfect Saavik.").  We also learn that even in the 23rd Century, scientists are still inventing "the ultimate weapon" (not on purpose, its intended usage was different).  We again meet Khan, a character from TOS that was left on Seti Alpha V by Captain Kirk many years before.  A catastrophic change takes place in the planet's atmosphere, due to a shift in its orbit, which causes the surface to become mostly lifeless, also causing the death of Khan's wife.  He blames Kirk for what has happened, and steals the U.S.S. Reliant in an effort to exact his revenge and escape the hell that Seti Alpha V had become.  Through the wonderful cunning we have come to expect from him, Kirk defeats Khan in a series of epic battle scenes, but that's only after a serious blunder that leaves many of the cadets onboard injured, dead, or dying.  The very emotional scenes between Kirk and Spock after the Enterprise narrowly escapes the "Genesis Wave" ("I have been, and always shall be, your friend") and the funeral scene ("Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most...human") left no doubt as to how close these two characters were.  The movie is replete with action sequences and special effects still holding their own to this day.  This movie explored one of the best aspects of mankind (friendship and family) and one of the worst aspects of mankind (blind rage and vengence), and is widely considered one of the best of the movies.

Khan:  "I will leave you as you left me, marooned at the center of a dead moon.  Buried alive...buried alive..."

Kirk (in classic Shatner overacting):  "KHAN...KHAN...!!!"


Box Office Earnings:  $79.9 Million (US)


STAR TREK III:  THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK
(June 1, 1984)


"The Search for Spock" picks up at the end of "The Wrath of Khan", the opening scene being the funeral for Spock, lending a sense of a coherent story arc that becomes more epic as it spans more than just a two hour timeframe.  In this movie, we learn that all Vulcans have a soul, a "Katra", that can live on eternally on Vulcan (in jars, no less) and can actually be passed to another being through a mind meld.  We find out that the scene in the engine room of the Enterprise from the previous movie ("Remember..."), Spock passes his soul to Dr. McCoy, and the good doctor spends much time trying to take the "Katra" back "home" ("Climb the steps to Mt. Selea (sp?)").  The whole main cast of characters put their careers on the line (well, into the toilet) by breaking McCoy out of prison, stealing the Enterprise (which was due for decommissioning), sabotaging the Excelsior, and heading to the forbidden Genesis Planet.  They end up fighting a Bird of Prey, finding Spock's regenerated body, self-destructing the Enterprise, killing all but one of the Klingons that was the Bird of Prey's crew (who can forget Christopher Lloyd as a Klingon), and stealing the said Klingon ship, all to save Spock.  In the end, at the behest of Sarek (Spock's father), a Vulcan priestess rejoins Spock's soul and body at great personal danger to herself, Dr. McCoy, and Spock.  (She comments that the "rejoining" ceremony had not been performed in - over a hundred years wasn't it -  and that it was illogical to request it.  Sarek responds "My logic is uncertain where my son is involved.")  It was a great story that cemented the friendship shared by all of the original cast, and giving a little social commentary about all of mankind in the process (what would you do to save your best friend).

Scotty:  "A few souvenirs from the Excelsior's engines, doctor.  The more complicated they make the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain."

Box Office Earnings:  $87 Million (US)


STAR TREK IV:  THE VOYAGE HOME
(November 26, 1986)



Continuing the story arc from "The Wrath of Khan", Star Trek IV showed us the (longer than expected) trip from Vulcan to Earth for the crew of the late Enterprise.  They had cleaned up (and refitted, apparently) the Bird of Prey that was commandeered from the previous movie, renaming it, appropriately enough, the H.M.S. Bounty.  We see Spock, recovering from his reunification, wrestling with the internal battle between his logical Vulcan side and emotional Human side.  We gain a little more insight into the complexities that are Spock throughout the movie as he comes to terms with who he is again.  On their trip back home, a mysterious and gigantic deep-space probe arrives at Earth, seemingly trying to evaporate the oceans and instantly draining the power of Spacedock and any starships that pass near to it, all the while emitting a strange sound.  Spock, with Uhura's help, determines that the song is of the now extinct humpback whale and they must time travel back to the twentieth century to pick up one or two.  Once in the twentieth, there is no end to the commentary going on about 80s American society, along with quite a bit of humor ("Nuclear wessels."; "Computer...hello computer...Ah, a keyboard, how quaint.";  "...must've done a little too much LDS...") as the crew tries to make sense of the world they find themselves in.  They locate two humpbacks, male and female (George and Gracie), and transport them back to the 23rd Century just in the nick of time to save Earth (while narrowly missing the Golden Gate Bridge).  In the end, everyone but Kirk are acquitted of all charges considering what they had done to save the Federation...again.  Only Kirk is convicted of disobeying the orders of a superior officer, and summarily demoted to Captain.  For his part, Spock stands trial with the crew, even though he is charged with no crime ("I stand with my friends").  We even get to see Spock and Sarek exchange words at the end ("It is agreeable to see you again, son").  The last scenes of the movie reveal that, despite the doctor and Scotty's reservations ("We'll get a frieghter..."; <responding to Sulu> "Excelsior!  Why on God's green Earth would you want THAT bucket of bolts?"), the crew is given the newly-commissioned Enterprise 1701-A, and the line will continue.  This movie was replete with examination of mankind and the exploration of friendships and the inner psyche of Spock.  This is also considered one of the best of the Trek movies by most.

Spock:  "Perhaps it is time for a colorful metaphor?"

Box Office Earnings:  $109.7 Million (US)


STAR TREK V:  THE FINAL FRONTIER
(June 9, 1989)



What can I say, this movie was definately not the best one made, but if nothing else it DID make us laugh.  This story centers around Spock's half-brother Sybok.  Sybok rebels against the traditional Vulcan logic in favor of his passions ("Our ancestors felt with their hearts, made love with their hearts, and believed with their hearts...") and plots to steal a starship in order to travel past the "Great Barrier" at the center of the galaxy to find God.  He says that everybody hides a secret pain, and through the release of that pain (with Sybok's help), the person becomes more than willing to go along with Sybok's plan.  We find that the "Great Barrier" is merely an illusion ("Ve have no instrument readings.  Is it dere or isn't it...") and it is possible to go past it.  I believe that many people misunderstood the meaning of "God" in this movie.  The "God" on the planet was neither (at least, IMHO) a God or demon, but a very powerful alien trapped there ("Why does God need a starship?"; "Sybok, this is not the God of Shakaree (sp?), or any other God for that matter...").  Oh, and by the way, a Klingon warship had been chasing the Enterprise throughout most of the movie.  The premise of the story was not bad, but the execution left much to be desired.  There were liberties taken with the story (just how many decks did the Enterprise have anyway), but by and large the movie refined the look of the 23rd Century a little more to bring it more in line with the upcoming 24th Century than previous movies.  Also, we DID get some good belly laughs in ("Well, I'll be damned, a marshmellow..."  "It's a SONG you green-blooded...Vulcan!"  "I know this ship like the back of me hand." "Sulu look, the sun's come out, it's a miracle." ) and we did get to see the "Planet of Universal Peace" with the triple-breasted cat woman!  Meow.  All in all, this one was definately not for the masses and was more for die-hard Trekkies that could get ALL of the jokes.  It is widely considered to be the worst of the movies.

Scotty:  "Could we wait until I'm a wee bit stronger?  I don't think I could take it in my condition....or yours."

Box Office Earnings:  $52.2 Million (US)


STAR TREK VI:  THE UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY
(December 6, 1991)



This movie was the last with the entire TOS cast, and my personal favorite, so you may see a little bias here (and my comments are probably a little longer than they should be).  In this movie, Praxis, the Klingon homeworld's key energy-production facility, explodes polluting the Klingon atomosphere.  As a result, the Klingons decide to negociate peace as they can no longer afford the hosilities between the Federation and the Empire.  The whole story is a delicious who-dunnit, which I couldn't figure out until near the end (and I'm usually pretty good at those things).  The Enterprise is framed for firing on the Chancellor's ship (Kirk:  "Torpedo Room, did we fire?"  Scotty, after running faster than I've EVER seen:  "Negative Captain, according to inventory we're still fully loaded."), and sending a boarding party to kill him (Uhura:  "Qu'onos One, this is Enterprise, respond...There's no answer, but I do hear weapons fire, and a lot of shouting.")  Kirk surrenders the Enterprise to the Klingons to avoid an all-out war (Chang:  "We come in peace, and you BLATENTLY defy that peace...and for that, I shall blow you out of the stars!"), but in the end can not save the Chancellor, causing Kirk and McCoy to be arrested for murder.  They're put on trial for their crimes, an obvious show where they're guaranteed conviction, and sentenced to life on the penal asteroid of Rura Penthe (actually, the normal sentence would be death, but was commuted in the interest of peace).  Spock and crew figure out how they were framed, but had no evidence and wasn't sure who had done it.  They end up rescuing McCoy and Kirk, making it to Camp Khitomer in time to destroy the Bird of Prey that could fire while cloaked (the only one that anyone was aware of), with the help of Captain Sulu and the Excelsior, and save the Federation President from asassination.  The story is brought to a bitter-sweet end when the Chancellor's daughter (who had taken her father's place) and Kirk reconcile ("You've restored my father's faith."  "And you've restored my son's.").  We see the Enterprise fly off "into the sunset" for the last time (I have to admit that I did cry at that one).

Yes, this one gets two paragraphs (told ya it was biased).  The story was not all intrigue and 'splosions, though.  It was a very well thought out and executed story line, with plenty of action and suspense, but also humor and personal interaction, though not so much humor that the movie became silly.  We have the dinner between the Klingons and the Enterprise crew, along with the aftermath:

"You cannot truely appreciate Shakespeare until you've heard it in the original Klingon."

"I thought Romulan Ale was illegal Captain."  "One of the benefits of being hundreds of light years from headquarters."

"So, General, are you fond of Shakes......peare......."

"To be or not to be, this is the question which preoccupies my people, Captain.  We need breathing room!"  "Earth, Hitler, 1938."

(the entire senior staff breathes a sigh of relief) "Did you see the way they ate?"  "Tarrible table manners..."  "I'm going to find a pot of black coffee to swim in..."

"Note to the galley...NOTE TO THE GALLEY...Romulan Ale no longer to be served at diplomatic functions."

And the interaction with the crew after McCoy and Kirk are arrested:

"...Starfleet is ordering us back to Spacedock."  "In Holland, on Earth...workers threw their wooden shoes, called 'sabo' into the machines to break them..."  (Chekov and Uhura look a little confused)  "...hence the word, 'sabotage'."  "Subspace radio's out, all backup systems malfunctioning."  "Excellent....I-I-I mean, too bad."

"Ah, Mr. Scott, I understand you're having problems with the engines, how long do you need to repair them?"  "Well, there's nothing wrong with the bloody thing..."  "Mr. Scott, need I remind you that if we return to Spacedock we lose all hope of rescuing Captain Kirk and Doctor McCoy."  "Ah, could take weeks, sir."

"Perhaps you remember Russian epic of Cinderella....if shoe fits, wear it..." (the assembled officers clear their throats and point at the crewman's feet, which are WAY too big to fit into the boot)

<in Klingon> "What is your cargo and destination?"  Uhura, after pouring through books, responds in broken Klingon "We am thy cargo vessel <can't remember the name>...en route to Rura Penthe....We am carrying food, things, and supplies..."  <in Klingon> "Don't pick up any bugs along the way...."


Not all fun and games, though.  If anything, Chang made a wonderful  nemesis to Kirk:

"Let us not mince words, Captain.  In space, all warriors are cold ones."

"Can you see me, Kirk?  I can see you..."

"Ah, the games afoot, eh?"

"Cry havoc!  And let slip the dogs of war!"

"Let us be honest Captain.  Warrior to warrior..."

"I am as constant as the Northern Star.....!"

(the famous going out of the world line) "To be...or not........to be......"

All in all, I'd say that Star Trek VI represented everything that was ever right about Trek, and I watch is as many times as I can.  It was a compelling story that had just the right mix of humor, intrigue, mystery, and drama to keep the movie rolling right up until the end.  
"Second star to the right....and straight on til morning...."

Box Office Earnings:  $74.9 Million (US)